Even without having any losses due to credit default swaps that guarantee mortgage-linked securities, we here at JOE'S BANK are just as broke as we can be. PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT OBAMA, we need some walkin' around money desperately!

The Madoff WHINERS have started to come out of the woodwork...STFU BITCH!
Maybe YOU lost a million dollars and won't be able to afford to run your gigant - o custom motor home.
WE are a BRAND NEW BANK, and have no idea how to run a brand new bank. We got troubles too, you know!
GET IN LINE, you can be FIRST right after JOE'S BANK gets OUR free bag-o-money!
We are so POOR we have to drive a 1990 Taurus to town! I mean HELLS BELLS, our motor home is a 1965!