3 BD, 2 BA, Big Double Lot, Big Shop, Walk To Beach

Don't forget to have a look at our advertisement in CRAIGSLIST SEATTLE for our great home here at the beach for sale. I am offering my ROCKET BRAND RAY GUN to anyone who sends a buyer, and if YOU are the buyer, I have lots of goodies as bonus to entice you to pay full price!

3 BD, 2 BA, Big Double Lot, Big Shop, Walk To Beach

3 BD, 2 BA, WALK TO BEACH BIG LOT BIG SHOP GREAT GARDENS

CLICK ABOVE OR BELOW TO VIEW MY CRAIGSLIST LISTING

3 bd, 2 BA, WALK TO BEACH BIG LOT BIG SHOP GREAT GARDENS

Even without having any losses due to credit default swaps that guarantee mortgage-linked securities, we here at JOE'S BANK are just as broke as we can be. PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT OBAMA, we need some walkin' around money desperately!

1 March 2009:

WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON HERE?
BIGBANKCO AIG IS GETTING ANOTHER
30 BILLION DOLLARS
FROM THE FEDERAL GOVT.
JOE'S BANK HAS GOT NONE YET?

WTF??

Remember, we don't want anyone taking to the streets to demand accountability from the financial services industry. Fortunately, there's a clause in every credit card agreement that says, "If you ever take to the streets to demand accountability, your interest rate will increase to 385 percent." So we're probably covered. But let's not take any chances until we've pocketed the rest of the dough.

thx to Alternate Brain

$189,000

Here at JOE'S BANK we notice things like the mortgage interest rates being lower than at any time in the last 37 years. While we have not yet received our bailout, we occasionally promote special home sales deals. HERE IS THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY, or perhaps the deal of 2009, it's really too early to tell....

This lovely property is Near OCEAN PARK, on the S.W. coast of Washington state USA. It is a short walk to the beach. NEW REDUCED PRICE - $189,000 For more on this lovely home, please CLICK HERE. In order to purchace this property, you will have to come up with your cash or mortgage from another source, as JOE'S BANK does not offer any services yet.

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The Madoff WHINERS have started to come out of the woodwork...STFU BITCH!
Maybe YOU lost a million dollars and won't be able to afford to run your gigant - o custom motor home.
WE are a BRAND NEW BANK, and have no idea how to run a brand new bank. We got troubles too, you know!
GET IN LINE, you can be FIRST right after JOE'S BANK gets OUR free bag-o-money!
We are so POOR we have to drive a 1990 Taurus to town! I mean HELLS BELLS, our motor home is a 1965!