Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Madoff WHINERS have started to come out of the woodwork...STFU BITCH!
Maybe YOU lost a million dollars and won't be able to afford to run your gigant - o custom motor home.
WE are a BRAND NEW BANK, and have no idea how to run a brand new bank. We got troubles too, you know!
GET IN LINE, you can be FIRST right after JOE'S BANK gets OUR free bag-o-money!
We are so POOR we have to drive a 1990 Taurus to town! I mean HELLS BELLS, our motor home is a 1965!

1 comment:

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the Roamin' Cat said...

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