JOE'S BANK

3 BD, 2 BA, Big Double Lot, Big Shop, Walk To Beach

2010-03-23T11:26:00.000-07:00

Don't forget to have a look at our advertisement in CRAIGSLIST SEATTLE for our great home here at the beach for sale. I am offering my ROCKET BRAND RAY GUN to anyone who sends a buyer, and if YOU are the buyer, I have lots of goodies as bonus to entice you to pay full price!

3 BD, 2 BA, Big Double Lot, Big Shop, Walk To Beach

3 BD, 2 BA, WALK TO BEACH BIG LOT BIG SHOP GREAT GARDENS

2010-02-20T13:34:00.000-08:00

CLICK ABOVE OR BELOW TO VIEW MY CRAIGSLIST LISTING

3 bd, 2 BA, WALK TO BEACH BIG LOT BIG SHOP GREAT GARDENS

2009-03-03T11:04:00.000-08:00

Even without having any losses due to credit default swaps that guarantee mortgage-linked securities, we here at JOE'S BANK are just as broke as we can be. PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT OBAMA, we need some walkin' around money desperately!

2009-03-01T19:20:00.000-08:00

1 March 2009:

WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON HERE?
BIGBANKCO AIG IS GETTING ANOTHER
30 BILLION DOLLARS
FROM THE FEDERAL GOVT.
JOE'S BANK HAS GOT NONE YET?

WTF??

2009-01-01T18:28:00.000-08:00

Remember, we don't want anyone taking to the streets to demand accountability from the financial services industry. Fortunately, there's a clause in every credit card agreement that says, "If you ever take to the streets to demand accountability, your interest rate will increase to 385 percent." So we're probably covered. But let's not take any chances until we've pocketed the rest of the dough.

thx to Alternate Brain

2008-12-31T10:30:00.000-08:00

$189,000

Here at JOE'S BANK we notice things like the mortgage interest rates being lower than at any time in the last 37 years. While we have not yet received our bailout, we occasionally promote special home sales deals. HERE IS THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY, or perhaps the deal of 2009, it's really too early to tell....

This lovely property is Near OCEAN PARK, on the S.W. coast of Washington state USA. It is a short walk to the beach. NEW REDUCED PRICE - $189,000 For more on this lovely home, please CLICK HERE. In order to purchace this property, you will have to come up with your cash or mortgage from another source, as JOE'S BANK does not offer any services yet.

click the picture to biggify it

2008-12-25T14:44:00.000-08:00

The Madoff WHINERS have started to come out of the woodwork...STFU BITCH!
Maybe YOU lost a million dollars and won't be able to afford to run your gigant - o custom motor home.
WE are a BRAND NEW BANK, and have no idea how to run a brand new bank. We got troubles too, you know!
GET IN LINE, you can be FIRST right after JOE'S BANK gets OUR free bag-o-money!
We are so POOR we have to drive a 1990 Taurus to town! I mean HELLS BELLS, our motor home is a 1965!

2008-11-25T18:47:00.000-08:00

2008-11-24T20:56:00.000-08:00

My Dear Barack,

Have you wondered why Congress was so quick to provide a $700 billion bailout for the financial industry, yet is dragging its feet over a bailout for the auto industry? The reason is quite simple.

Cynl Northcote Parkinson did more than posit Parkinson’s Law, which states that work expands to fill the time available for its consumption, along with its corollary that bureaucracies expand regardless of utility or need.

He also gave the example of a board of directors faced with two decisions: the building of a multimillion dam, and the purchase of a $29.95 coffee machine. According to Parkinson, the decision on the dam will be made in minutes, while the decision on the coffee machine will involve hours of debate. The reason is simple: nobody knows a damn thing about dams, but everyone is an expert on making coffee.

To comment on what you know nothing about is to display your ignorance. Hence, it is much better to nod knowingly and approve it since voting against it would require an explanation, and it’s hard to explain what you don’t understand in the first place.

Congress was asked to bail out a financial industry even financial experts don’t understand. So it approved it. Unfortunately for General Motors, everyone understands cars, so its request was doomed to fail.

LIFTED DIRECT FROM THE ARISTROCRATS BLOG

2008-11-24T18:24:00.000-08:00

I am hoping that, even though my bank is smaller than CitiBank, the government might come and bail me out. All one of the employees here are really in some financial hardship trying to run something we are not competent to run. PLEASE MR. STILL PRESIDENT BUSH, send us some bailout!