Even without having any losses due to credit default swaps that guarantee mortgage-linked securities, we here at JOE'S BANK are just as broke as we can be. PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT OBAMA, we need some walkin' around money desperately!

1 March 2009:

WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON HERE?
BIGBANKCO AIG IS GETTING ANOTHER
30 BILLION DOLLARS
FROM THE FEDERAL GOVT.
JOE'S BANK HAS GOT NONE YET?

WTF??